Carlos Ruiz of the Philadelphia Phillies was a 1-man wrecking crew in the chop shop last night. I, on the other hand, have the emotionless Mac. Can I outsmart the algorithm of the computer? I will keep score in Tal’s Handy Scoreboard.
I will publish after every battle that is not washed out. The Phillies finished last summer 42 games over .500, which equaled a year of many positives. I will have many season-long highlights of puzzle pieces, especially important after drubbings and defeats.
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Penthouse Occupancy for the 15-13 outcome: 4
The Crystal Champagne Toast is a salute to Chooch.
He accumulated 7 RBI, including a 3-run bat-flipping bomb and a sacks-clearing double for 3 RBI. He went to the Steak House, devoured 7 filet mignons and a king-size tater in the 7th during his 3 for 5 meal. He was joined on the top floor by Laynce Nix with Polly Polanco and Shane Victorino. Polly and Vic each had 3 for 6 performances.
Rally Tal & Cap in the 3rd: 3 were plated by Nix’s two-bagger with all the bases occupied. That had followed 3 singles and a free pass. The 7th was compacted to a base on balls, a knock and a blast. During the 3-tally 8th, there were 2 hits and a walk before the 3-RBI double.
The House Of Cards collapsed with a 6-run advantage after 5 singles and a grand slam in the 5th. The 12-8 lead was immediately surrendered by a hole in the 8th-frame bullpen.
The Leather Warehouse displayed the glove of John Mayberry Jr. in the 7th with consecutive defensive feats for the first two outs.
The Outhouse locked in HP Umpire James Hoye for a called third that was a poor decision, and it was almost a 9th-inning game-ender.
A House Call sent Jim Thome to Clearwater for a warm-weather healing and rehab at-bats.
He is 2-2 with a 3.55 ERA without his lone relief appearance. His outings have been: 2 excellent, 1 good and 1 bad for the year to date. That said, he usually draws the 4 or 5 hurler from the opposing dugout.
DAY & TIME
|1||RHP Kyle Kendrick||0-2, 6.59 ERA||@ Nats||RHP Stephen Strasburg||2-0, 1.13 ERA||Friday, Night|
|2||RHP Vance Worley||2-1, 1.97 ERA||@ Nats||LHP Gio Gonzalez||2-1, 1.82 ERA||Saturday, Day|
|3||LHP Cole Hamels||3-1, 2.78 ERA||@ Nats||RHP Jordan Zimmermann||1-2, 1.89 ERA||Sunday, Night|
He was the emergency replacement for Tim Hudson during April, and he won by default in March. However, he is still here: Jair Jurrjens was demoted to Triple-A, and will need 2-3 additional solid showings before he returns. Delgado is a gaping hole in their rotation.
DELIVERY = PITCHER’S 2012
DEFINITION OF SEASON
|Over The Top||Excellent|
|Short Arm||Approximately Average|
Quality number of the pitcher: 1 – 5
Slot on his club: 1 – 5
Ranking is 1 to 5 & 15 for the less adventurous.
|NUMBER||A Four||A Three|
|FOR 2012||Short Arm||Short Arm|
|'12 RANKING||4th of 5 Categories||4th of 5 Categories|
|LAST START||Split Finger||Sinker|
|LAST HIGH OR LOW||4th of 15 Categories||6th of 15 Categories|
ER - R- H
|1||Gyroball||9 (CG)||0 - 0 - 3||10||Screwball||6||4|
|2||Fastball||9 (CG)||0 - 0||11||Knuckleball||5||3|
|3||Cutter||9 (CG)||3||12||Forkball||0 - 4.2||Monstrosity|
|4||Split Finger||7||2||13||Eephus Pitch||0 - 2.2||Disaster|
|9||Slurve||5||2||*Knuckle Curve||Pitch Count|
|** = Suspended||* = A 2nd Pitch Also|
DOC'S LINE: 5 INN, 6 H, 4 R, 4 ER, 3 BB, 7 K & 90 DARTS
|ACE||W - L||ERA||INN+||CONV||CG||SO||BAD||INN||H||R||ER||BB||IBB||SO|
|Total||11 - 8||3.05||7.0||19 of 27||0||0||3||185.2||160||64||63||35||0||169|
|Halladay||04 - 5||3.98||7.0||08 of 11||0||0||3||072.1||069||32||32||14||0||056|
|Lee||00 - 2||2.82||7.0||05 of 07||0||0||0||051.0||041||16||16||08||0||047|
|Hamels||07 - 1||2.17||7.0||06 of 09||0||0||0||062.1||050||16||15||13||0||066|
COMPUTER ALGORITHM VS. TAL:
The program acronym is for Methodical Algorithmic Computerization or Mac. That is the feed system that has dogged me the entire month, but it allows me now to probe for a compatible solution. This only involves readers who were directed here from Fox Sports. The 2 updated links in this section were recently passed over by a computer’s judgment. Does the national-and-all-major-sports machine understand Phillies commentary better than local fans? I discovered that the buttons and lights objected the most to the storyline when I submitted only that part. So, when the electrodes decide a Nitecap Insight isn’t to their liking, I’ll give my transferred readers a viewing opportunity the next day. I’ll keep score of acceptable to rejected commentary, because I don’t want a large readership excluded or my time wasted.
Philadelphia Phillies: best MLB player of all time, 4 options is tomorrow’s review with a poll.
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